Yet another maple syrup heist

"CB" (jrcb) 08/12/2016 at 15:04 • Filed to: Canadalopnik

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! The company is offering a $10k CAD reward for any tip that helps nab the thieves. While nowhere near as impressive as the $18 million worth of maple syrup stolen a few years ago, it’s still impressive.

Also, shoutout to the new tag system.

crowmolly > CB 08/12/2016 at 15:07

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All they need to do is work in the Leafs and toques and you’ve got peak Canada!

E90M3 > CB 08/12/2016 at 15:10

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New tag system? What’s new?

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > CB 08/12/2016 at 15:11

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CB 08/12/2016 at 15:11

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I’m sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in ‘em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

CB > E90M3 08/12/2016 at 15:12

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When typing in your tag, it’ll autocomplete and tell you how many times that tag has been used.

E90M3 > CB 08/12/2016 at 15:14

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Interesting, seems like an improvement wonder if it’ll actually work or it’ll break like kinja.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CB 08/12/2016 at 15:17

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Canadia’s crime rate: a sticky situation.

Chariotoflove > CB 08/12/2016 at 15:18

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I don’t know how the black market for syrup works, but I do know that stuff is liquid gold. My family makes maybe a gallon a year now, tops, and I’m lucky to get a couple pints, but I figure I kinda earned it for all the sap I lugged in as a kid.

LongbowMkII > crowmolly 08/12/2016 at 15:19

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“Members of the Toronto Maple Leaf’s staff were arrested today in connection to the stolen maple syrup. They claimed their motive was to host a pancake dinner for the fans of the franchise as an apology for decades of failing to live up to expectations. They were arrested while preparing for another daring heist, this time at a local hat factory. Quote: ‘The free toques would have really made the event a hit.’ Their bail has been set at $100,000 dollars, or $37.19 American.”

My bird IS the word > CB 08/12/2016 at 15:46

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was probably the sticky bandits.

Urambo Tauro > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 08/12/2016 at 15:47

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The Sticky Bandits strike again!

Birddog > CB 08/12/2016 at 15:57

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That is the most Canada thing I’ve heard- In my life I think.